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[music playing]
Hi, everyone! I'm Tokai Yo-ya's mate...
- Ryota. - Toshimitsu.
- Imouto. - Himeya.
- So... - Yes?
How many people have you eaten so far?
- Eat people?! - You mean having sex?
[laughter]
Well, that's a good question, too.
- Answer it off-camera. - I thought you were going to say it off-camera.
The camera's not rolling.
How many people has Imouto eaten so far?
- 30,000. - 30,000 people.
- Huh? - Idiot.
- So... - Yes?
- Who is Imouto?! - Imouto!
- Who is Imouto?! - Who is Imouto?!
[applause]
You know, Imouto and I go out for drinks sometimes.
- But Imouto in his cap is really random. - Yeah, I know.
- He's like, "This is gonna be the funniest thing ever." - Yeah.
- He says everything that shouldn't be said. - Yeah.
- There are times when he doesn't say anything. - Yeah, there are times when he doesn't say anything.
- Oh! - Huh?
- Does that mean Imouto was hidden? - Oh!
Oh, you have high standards!
- You have high standards! - You have high standards!
You have high standards!
- So now, including Imouto, we're going to have you four look at Imouto... - Yeah.
- We're going to have you four look at Imouto and see what Imouto said... - Yeah.
- And see what Imouto said. - There's nothing about Imouto.
- No, but there was one time when I thought, "This guy talks a lot." - Oh!
- What's with you?! You talk a lot today! - No, you guys talk a lot!
- No, no! - No, no!
- More than that! - Well, how many numbers are there?
- I don't know if there's about ten, but... - Oh!
- There are quite a few! - There are quite a few!
- There's quite a lot of feedback. - Yeah, yeah.
- So Imouto, please pick the one you understand the most. - Yeah!
- Okay! - I'm looking forward to it!
- This is scary, isn't it? - There's something about Imouto.
- Imouto, you know, I watch a lot of your videos and I think you have a laughable name.
- Yeah. - We've been talking about it together, haven't we?
- Yeah, you love black jokes, don't you? - Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh, sorry about that.
- No, it's fine. - No, it's fine.
- Can I say it? - Can you say it?
- At this moment... - Yeah?
- I was like, "Isn't that weird?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, I'll say it! - Okay!
- Yeah, yesterday... - Whoa!
- Yesterday, I was like, "Why is water coming out of here?" - "Why is water coming out of here?"
- "If you live with mosquitoes, you'll stink of ash." - "You'll stink of ash."
- "You'll really stink of ash." - "Yeah, you can't live with mosquitoes."
- "Who?" - Hahaha!
- Um, this is probably true, but... - Hahaha!
- The reason is... - Oh, I get it. It's that time.
- You were playing with your computer here, right? - Yeah, but like, last week...
- Hahaha! - I was like, "What should I do?"
- You left it here for now and then you took it off and threw it away? - I think I really did leave it here for now.
- Haha! - What about it? - I'll shoot you.
- Why would you shoot me? - I'm a type of person who bites the frame of their bed.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- You're good at this. - Stop it!
- Until when is this going to be here? Let's verify it. - This?
- Isn't this the picture of you sleeping here? - When I realized it, I was like, "Hey, who is this?"
- At that time, you were like... - No, it's not like that.
- We were like, "We're going to do some kind of experiment." - Hahaha!
- My experiment? - Yeah. - Hahaha!
- Wait, is the 15th night over? - Hahaha!
- It's yesterday. - Oh, yesterday was the 15th night. - Yesterday was the moon.
- Oh, yesterday was the moon? Hahaha! - Yesterday was the moon.
- I was thinking of "moon" because it's a parallel. - Oh, yeah, because it's "moon," right? - Yeah.
- Do you know me? - Do you know anything about me? - Yeah.
- Do you know my Japanese blood type? - Hahaha!
- Oh, you're in it! - Oh, you're in it! - Do you know me? - What?
- Aliens. - Aliens? - Yeah.
- The biggest... - Yeah.
- You're the biggest... - You're the biggest YouTuber... - YouTuber...
- What... - Hahaha!
- When I went to Defconn's club, I saw you... - Oh! Hahaha!
- It's like a meet and talk! - It's like a meet and talk!
- Is it true? - Yes, it is.
- Oh, you saw me... - I'm going to do something serious.
- What? - Hahaha!
- Oh, it's true. - Hahaha!
- Oh, you saw me... - Wow...
- Is that the worst thing you've ever said? - There's another crazy story...
- I really want to hear it. - Tommy's mother...
- **** - Hahaha!
- This is the first one, right? - It may be similar to what you're saying...
- Huh? - Responsibility...
- Hahaha! - ****
- This is crazy... - This is crazy...
- **** - Hahaha! - What is it? What is it? I don't understand it at all.
- It's fiction, isn't it? - Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Is that what you mean by "ponny san pon"? - Hahaha!
- You say "pons" or something like that, don't you? - Yes, I'm practicing "pons" too.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I know you're a YouTuber, but you don't have a YouTube channel.
- Hahaha!
- What do you think of YouTube? - I don't know what you're talking about.
- You've become famous for your beatbox, haven't you? - Yeah.
- It's all bootleg... - Hahahaha! - No, it's not.
- I'm sure you've done something like "ting", haven't you? - Huh? What is it?
- I wonder what it's for. - Oh, huh?
- Have you heard of Hisokin's "boy band"? - Hmmm...
- There's something like that, right? - Hahaha!
- There's something like that, isn't there? - You're impatient.
Oh, but I said it well.
Hahahahaha!
This is ...
Hahahahaha!
I'm sorry.
Blackpink's "us"
Play millions of times in an hour.
It's cool.
It doesn't play that much for an hour.
No.
If you play millions of times in an hour, what should you do?
I'll do it.
Leave it to me.
If you pay me 100 million yen,
I'll go all over the world.
Don't pour it out of love sick.
Well, that's ...
Yes.
That's the worst.
What?
I just said it in Kira's video.
Ah!
Is this it?
This is it!
Well, that's it for now.
Well, it's amazing.
It was pretty good.
You said a lot of things.
It was fun.
It's fun because you say it off.
Can't you turn it on?
Well, the first one is...
Tommy's mom is...
It's really difficult.
It's a bad situation.
The second one is...
Sekinegisa is...
To get 10 million views in an hour...
To say it low...
It's bad, but it's good.
It's really difficult.
Tommy's mom?
I don't know myself.
What?
You don't know?
I don't know.
You say it one by one.
Every day.
Let's do it.
Men-san first.
Tommy's mother is Kaminuma Ebiko.
Kaminuma Ebiko-san came up with it.
Somehow it's good.
Tommy's mother is Komi-san.
I think Yumemaru's joke is like this.
I think so, too.
On the contrary, my name is connected.
Tomina is Aina.
I see.
Tommy's mother is Grey.
What?
Tommy's mother is Grey.
It's terrible.
This is closest to LINE.
I see.
Let's listen.
Is that the worst one?
There are other bad stories.
I want to hear it.
Tommy's mother is Toiki-iriko.
I see.
Tommy's mother is Toiki-iriko.
Are you making fun of me?
Why don't you remember it?
This is the farthest one.
Let's listen to the next one.
The enemy Lisa is Piro Piro Piro.
The moment I said "Is Lisa's book like that?"
Something came up.
Let's listen to it.
Maybe it's the same.
Let's listen to Mushi-san's story.
Mushi-san is doing Hirocon.
I read the story's principle.
I see.
Oh, I see.
The secretary is doing Hirocon.
It's not a video at all.
It's not good at all, but...
It's not good at all.
It's growing a lot of firewood.
LINE is getting better.
It's getting closer.
The secretary is amazing.
The secretary is a bug.
It's not Hirocon, but a bug.
It's getting closer.
It's growing.
I'll also put this.
Yes.
Let's listen.
It's similar.
The secretary is Risako.
Yes, Risako.
She is a bug.
What is "ponponchu"?
Bug and bug.
It's fiction.
It's really fiction.
He is talking nonsense.
It was a bug and a ponponchu.
It's a lie, isn't it?
Are you saying that to make Toshimitsu laugh?
Yes, I am.
I want you to know that.
Toshimitsu will laugh at me if you say like that.
Then, I'll give you one point.
It should be a ponponchu.
But, I can't give you points.
That's right.
Because we don't fight against bugs.
Ponponchu
What should we do to get 10 million views in one hour?
Yes.
"XX" and "XX"
Well, this is difficult.
Basically, we shouldn't say it in the video, right?
Let's stop for today, everyone.
Otherwise, it won't start.
Let's do this video at the end.
"Yumemaru" is going with that tension.
We don't care about it.
We won't win.
Well, first, Ryo.
Yes.
"Kid" and "Dad".
Simple.
"Dad", "shit", or "Yumemaru"
We don't say "yeah, yeah", do we?
"Shit", "Yumemaru"
We want to fit in.
Seriously.
Don't touch my chest with that word.
It's funny.
Teisei
Eat sashimi in a supermarket
Show your chest and play the piano
Good
Bad
I like videos that are a little longer than the first one.
The first one is erotic videos.
The second one is videos of couples eating a lot of trendy food.
It's like that.
It's specific.
I like actors.
I don't hate couples.
I don't like the second one, by the way.
You're complicated.
This is it.
Videos of erotic people getting involved with ordinary people in the city.
Wow, it's full of erotic videos.
It's really erotic.
Let's watch it.
What should I do to get 10 million views in an hour?
Leave it to me.
What?
Leave it to me.
What will you do?
If you pay me 100 million yen, I'll be number one in the world.
What will you post?
I'll post erotic videos and videos of people getting involved with ordinary people.
That's the worst.
What?
I'll just say erotic videos.
I see.
It's simple.
It's surprisingly simple.
It was different.
It's suddenly out of place.
I love videos of people playing the piano in a shop.
I didn't like it.
The content of boobs is too strong.
That's amazing.
Boobs are not superior.
Today is a bad day.
The second one is erotic videos of people getting involved with ordinary people in the city.
That's amazing.
It's in the same place again.
It's hidden by a light.
It's wonderful.
It's dangerous.
What's up?
I didn't do anything.
Why?
Why didn't you do anything?
I didn't do anything.
Did you get 10 million yen?
Yes.
That's a lot of money.
Isn't it fast?
Will you post it next week?
Next week?
Will you post it next week?
Next week?
Yes.
November 6th.
I'm not feeling well.
Post it.
Wow.
Are you tired?
No, I'm fine.
This is the 3rd time.
3rd time?
This is the 6th time.
This is the 7th time.
We need more views.
You're used to watching weird videos.
I didn't die.
I was in a camping car.
In the wind.
In the wind?
In the wind.
I got hit by a steering wheel and froze.
It's really scary.
Call someone!
It's definitely dust.
It's good here.
No one lives here.
Is it really just dust?
I want to see the bath.
The bath?
I want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
I want to see it.
You died, didn't you?
I didn't die.
Oh, I see.
Well, it's not much, but...
It's good that "failure" was born.
Don't say that.
Words I couldn't say.
Toshimitsu is a laughing line, after all.
It's a laughing line in and of itself.
I'm laughing because you say, "Why don't you laugh?"
It's done.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry, but I don't want you to shoot it.
Is the baby an F cup?
I know.
I couldn't think straight.
Is your penis big?
Oh...
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought it might be something like a water gun.
Is it really yours?
I can't say that.
No way.
No way, no way.
Scary, scary, scary.
If I said it, I'd really reflect on myself.
Yes.
Are you an alien?
Again?!
I say it a lot.
Maybe it's something I say when I see babies.
I think it's this.
Oh, I see.
Okay, here we go.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here it is.
It's really long.
I couldn't move forward.
Uwaaah!
I see.
It's real.
This is bad.
You shouldn't say it like that to your friends and kids.
I thought it would be a little late.
Now, it's the last one.
Yes.
The last one.
Kimura moved and there was a lot of dust in the house.
And there was a lot of sneezing.
It was open.
And I looked in the bathroom from the talk.
It's a good place.
Yes.
The shadow has come!
Well, Mushi-san.
You were washing dead bodies, weren't you?
Uwaaah!
It's really close.
I'm washing dead bodies.
I see.
Dead bodies.
It's amazing.
I also had dead bodies.
Yes, you did.
There were three dead bodies.
Yes.
And I happened to be like "Ah!", so I could go home.
I took a picture of Ghibli in front of Kimura- san's house.
On the day before.
I wonder if it's because of that.
It's unpleasant and my stomach is full.
I said it was dust.
I wonder if it's because of that.
And Toshimitsu didn't laugh like that.
Hi, I'm Koteku from Toshimitsu-san.
I'm raising a sea bream.
It's simple.
Let's see it.
Yes.
Did you look in the bathroom?
Bathroom?
You didn't look in it.
I didn't look in it.
Why?
Well, Toshimitsu said it first.
It's a dirty sea bream.
It's simple.
I think I can say it.
You love sea breams, don't you?
There was a comment in NEET TOKYO.
I think it's a sea bream.
It's really flying too much.
It's like a princess.
It's not flying.
Everyone was happy in NEET TOKYO's comments.
I'm sorry for the name.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
I'm sorry.
I'm kidding.
I'm really sorry.
Bye.